"Extra! Extra! Read all about it: robot kneels before drug dealer!" That certainly isn't a real newspaper headline but one of the many generated by Regnus 32.
Regnus 32 is a random English generator which generates snippets of text in various styles and register. Now you don't have to think what to say next in an online chat - you can amuse your friends by a well-generated fairy tale, put your enemies in their place by a hilarious insult or play a practical joke on somebody, retelling them fake headlines, scandals and slanders.
The program is tiny - the .exe file is just over 60 kb - yet powerful. You can choose what to generate from a dozen options, which include, besides aforementioned ones, curses, conversations, confessions, life stories and more. You can copy the generated text to clipboard or save it for future reference. Ideally, you could teach the program new words and expressions, as all the data is stored in a well-structured plain text file. Download this free program today - you'll like it.